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A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.
One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.
Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.
Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.
Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.
My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.
when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole
man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night
When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.
one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear
"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"
The Canadian Lumba Ratus is a slang word in the east of Canada regarding a hill billy who has a disliking to showers and the washing of clothing. They’re people who are unclean and known for rudeness.
Ryan: I’m a grown man and I have the rights to not shower or wash my clothing. I don’t need anyone else’s opinions!
Jax: Alright you Canadian Lumba Ratus…