1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.
"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."
A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.
Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs
I like this girl but she wants to marry me
Mate just bust the load and hit the road
It's a verse from a "yung rome" production.
Guy 1: Ayo ma nigga, you heard yung rome's new album?
Guy 2: Yeah, don't one of the songs go: suck a nigga dick for the road, young rome!
Guy 1: Yeah nigga.
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a prostitute, a cheap one at that.
She is a sperm burping road whore that will fuck anyone for cash.
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A dutch saying that suggests you focus on the obstacles instead of the possibilities at hand.
I am expecting lots of trouble in our approach, I see bears on the road.
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THE GREATEST SONG OF 2019!
โIโm gonna take my horse to the old town road.โ
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The glorious act of butt fornication
The Nerb - "Lets suck our cocks off!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"
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