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When you drive the speed limit in front of a "monster truck" or something that is perceived as a "race car" by the owner sporting a micro penis. A fun thing to do is roll down your window and try to wave them around you when there is oncoming traffic. Also, putting your turn signal on for 10 miles is a neat thing to do :)
Bob: What is this ass-clown doing behind us? Why is he riding our ass with his brights on?!
Bill: Well Bob, he has a reeeaaally small penis and wants to prove to his lady friend how incredibly manly he is. Buckle up bitch, I am the master of Passive Aggressive Road Rage.
Bob: Let's teach him a lesson!
1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.
"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."
A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.
Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs
I like this girl but she wants to marry me
Mate just bust the load and hit the road
It's a verse from a "yung rome" production.
Guy 1: Ayo ma nigga, you heard yung rome's new album?
Guy 2: Yeah, don't one of the songs go: suck a nigga dick for the road, young rome!
Guy 1: Yeah nigga.
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a prostitute, a cheap one at that.
She is a sperm burping road whore that will fuck anyone for cash.
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A dutch saying that suggests you focus on the obstacles instead of the possibilities at hand.
I am expecting lots of trouble in our approach, I see bears on the road.
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THE GREATEST SONG OF 2019!
“I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road.”
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