Gotta get the bacon of the sea up on my plate, my mouth waters for that sweet salty eel goodness.
Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!
Scouse term for bacon on toast
How are we love can I have 2 bacon ons with brown sauce
yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...
"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"
The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.
guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger
Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.
getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon
Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"
Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"