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Code that just about works, hanging together from borrowed code, ineffective classes and functions.
Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.
Alan: How does this code you wrote work?
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.
Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.
A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:
$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {
$id = rand(1, 10000000);
mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}
Error Code 101 on Instagram is a protected user who is being hidden from the public for unknown reasons.
Error Code 101 could be a threat
Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.
Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.
You do not in any circumstances chase another man's girl that's when you're bro connection is gone and you drop down to the snake pit. Unless she is the ho trying it on then do the dirty do and then tell the boyfriend, just like they do the (HOE'S) so time we start treating the ho's like equals just like they want.
Bro Code, what's happening is this what the bro code has come too.
A bro is allowed to date another bros sister as long as his name is Jade and you know he will treat her like a queen
Damn JADE is so cool he can over rule the bro code
The thing that all men should live by. If the Bro Code is lived by you must support the homies and make things easier for them.
Man that knows the bro code:
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