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An ejaculatory emission from a male sex organ onto a person's tongue leaving a disk-shaped circle of sperm.
She wouldn't let me do anal so i gave her a cum cookie.
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A female mustache. When they eat cookies, it take the crumbs right off the top.
She has a nice cookie duster.
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A Dj who uses the word "Yeah" as a Sexual weapon
" im gonna give you the biggest Yeah of you whole damm life" said cookie love
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when one eats cookies, then laughs so hard, that the cookie actually comes out their nose..and then later drinks a monster and laughs again, and the monster shoots out of their nose.
"dont laugh too hard, you might pull the cookie monster again"
4👍 10👎
When you fuck a chick in the ass and stick it in her ear then get some wax on it then shove it down her throat, then she shaves her legs and puts the hair down her throat and she blows you
Dude i just got the best bear cookie ever
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When the butt cheeks of a person are "eating cookies" they are swallowing up the pants and lumps of fat are visible.
WHOA!!! Yolanda is seriously eating cookies dog, even Atkins couldn't help that.
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Taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it. Afterwords making out with him.
Wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex.
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