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Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.
"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."
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A term used to describe the character of young and attractive man – typically one with soft facial features and disheveled or "poofy" straight hair – who exhibit traits associated with a golden retriever dog.
These traits include: joyfulness, playfulness, high energy, silliness, adorableness, innocence or perceived as non-threatening, warmness, tenderness.
Originated from TikTok in the late 2010s.
"Did you see Wesley dance for joy when he got his acceptance letter?"
"Yeah, he exudes peak golden retriever energy."
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When a man pees and cums into a small dish and pops it in the microwave for about a minute until mixture is think and a creamy yellow color then he takes a thin paint brush and paints around a girls butt hole perfectly creating a golden o ring glaze for you to lick up.
I think I knew that I was in love when Carly asked me to give her a golden Oreo.
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When you cum inside of a woman's butthole and then you proceed to urinate while still fully erect. Make sure to look away in the immediate following of said act as to appear to be confused so that you may proceed to play the role of the victim in the situation. A few tears may help.
"I was banging my old lady in the ass the other night and I got her with the golden hot tub. High five!"
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When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.
Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.
A geeky soft boi with simple needs, shaggy blonde hair, an outdoors-y personality, but who is still somehow glued to his laptop and books. Loyal, sometimes oblivious, but all around a cheery person. Will follow you around and want hair pets.
“You got yourself a Golden Retriever Boy there, don’t ya? It’s the baseball cap that gives it away.”
“Yeah, he kind of follows me around a bit, but I don’t mind.”
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The act of using a topic or item to prove a point, but drastically altering or misrepresenting said thing to make it fit your argument.
The name of this phenomena comes from the first episode of ancient aliens where the wackjobs on the show claim a precolumbian gold artifact was an airplane. To prove this point they build a miniature model, but said model has propellers, wheels, and other modern flourishes not present on the original model. They also remove nearly all of the decorative elements in order to make the model more aerodynamic.
First cited by YouTuber MiniMinuiteMan in his video about the dendara lightbulb.
In order to prove that the hieroglyph was a modern lightbulb, the ancient alien cunts added a buncha extra shit to make a working model. The Golden airplane phenomena strikes again.
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