Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

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Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal

"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"

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Jew Canoe

A plane full of Jews usually flying from South Florida to Long Island, NY. Passengers tend to be extremely confrontational until the flight crew sets their shit straight.

If your a flight attendant, its a long-ass flight!

So I worked the Jew Canoe today and almost had shove my size 12's up some jerks cornhole because they wanted 14 cans of soda, they whole box of cheese crackers, and anything else on the plane that is free.

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Jew-boy

a nice rich person

yo jew-boy

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Jew LARPing

A person who thinks that Jewish people are responsible for everything bad and controls every aspect of their life.

Person 1: I stubbed my toe. Goddamn Jews

Person 2: Stop Jew LARPing.

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Jew-Fro

To feel small, insignificant or demeaned by a friend or acquaintance.

Friend 1: You have very narrow shoulders and a small head!

Friend 2: Don't make me jew-fro you slag!

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land of the jews

where jon stewart hangs out

''im horny''

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