Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.

"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"

Any papers dusty drapers

A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status

Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.

pixel paper

Synonymous with electronic ink displays used in e-readers like the Kindle or Nook but easier to pronounce.

I'm happy to hear that pixel paper is getting cheaper! Maybe I can afford an e-reader!

paper lice

Parasitic bugs which can infect areas where papers, old books, dust and mildew accumulate.

Damn that office was so gross Sam got itchy legs from all the paper lice the sicko.

tropical paper

paper that smells like paradise, mostly used for soap bars and bathroom stuff

Person: *sniffs soap bar that hasnt been opened*
Person: oh my god, its tropical paper

Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll

MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!

Space Paper

Another term for Aluminum foil specifically for people who struggle to say aluminum and instead call it tin foil.

Can you please hand me the anumil… the amlumino… hand me the space paper Dale.