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When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
Did you skive off work? Yeah, just been at the gym to pump the guns.
Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.
Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."
The word given when someone just got absolutely pranked by some cool guy called Jacob
Ruby: "whats a biovascular pump?"
Jacob: *posts this website link* "get absolutely dunked on"
The anticipation built up between two individuals who are engaging in consistent sexual Direct Messaging (DM) before they meet in person.
John and Tiffany were cyber pumping so much before their first date, they couldn’t even make it through dinner without touching each other.
That place where you go to get absolutely shredded and feel safe being toxically masculine.
“Bro, I just hit my PR on bench at the Palace Of Pump!”