Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99"

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.

Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.

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crying throwing up ripping my hair out

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.

Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex

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National throw your annoying short friend day

Yes Adil we are talking about you- October 22 xx

hahahahaha national throw your annoying short friend day

the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

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National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!

“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.

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my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!

an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation

You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.

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fuck wat ur goin throw

somehting u say when pepole get on ur nerves or when they do something and u guys are playin wit each other but when u get mad u say it

1.hey gurl wats up gurl i broke ur cd
2. wat the fuck is ur problem
3.dam clam down its just a ccd
1. u know watfuck wat ur goin throw and u get my cd

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