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Tit Bisket

A person, usually male, who has started to go though puberty, who tries to act tough and sexual to the opposite sex

Guy: My brother is being a tit bisket, he's even thried hitting on my girlfriend

Girl: I remember when i was 13 I was a tit bisket because my breats started to form.

by theotherguyinabox March 9, 2010

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tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009

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Pancake Tits

Essentially skin flaps with nipples. Most commonly found on old ladies, gypsies and African street hookers.

Like an old mans nutsack, the African street hooker's pancake tits sagged to her knees and occasionally scraped the ground.

by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

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Fran's tits

New Jersey slang for the tits on Matt's mom.

Did you see Fran's tits today?

by Yuri March 29, 2005

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LCD tits

Flat tits or tits with no curves

1) Man, those asian chicks are all about the lcd flat screens.

2) LCD tits ftw

by JohnPA March 9, 2008

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the shit's tits

Mostly you would say something is "the shit" if it's bangin or something, but if it happens to be particulary phat, you could elaborate, saying something is "the shit's tits" being the best or most valuable part of the shit, or the "best of the best."

igg 1: You ever had Smirnoff Ras with Cranberry and Grapefruit juice?
igg 2: Yeah dude, that stuff's the shit's tits!

by Adam November 6, 2007

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Baboon Tits

A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.

Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.

Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.

Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

Josh: My god.

by Mackster86 February 1, 2009

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