Larlee Cards

Larlee Cards is a drinking game created by the venerable Mr. Larlee of Demarest.

Player 1-???
The rules:
1. Place the deck on any surface
2. Choose who draws first (if your playing by yourself, pick yourself)
3. Draw a card
4. If the card is higher than 5, take a shot
5. If the card is lower than 5, take a shot
6. If the card is 5, take two shots
7. Play until someone blacks out

I just played Larlee cards and Amanda tried to get me to sleep with her best friend

Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.

Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.

piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

throwing the cards on the floor

throwing the cards on the floormeans the team surrenders because their cards suck.

He ended up throwing the cards on the floor because he couldn't catch up in the card game

hard card

your driver's licsense

"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."