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When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.
Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"
Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."
Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
The shitty bangs that are cut straight across the forehead with no blending with the rest of the hair.
Look at Kim Wong, he just got a fire China Chop.
Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
When a lady has decided to let her bikini line grow more rural than might otherwise be recommended or desired, she could be said possess ‘growler chops’.
“Steph did not want a repeat of last year’s holiday when she was confused for a swimming chihuahua, so she made the wise move of shaving off her growler chops.”
The electric version of a chop. Instead of a mixture of weed and tobacco in a bowl, it is hitting a vape and a pen at the same time.
“A robot chop isn’t quite as good as the real thing, but it does the trick.”
A phat dank cigar, referencing chop, a cigar stuffed with weed and tobacco.
“I’m a pot star, smoking on chop cigars.” -Mazi