Don't hate the player hate the game

Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.

Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.

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Don't Drop your Earing

When you drop your earing you bend over to get it when your next to ur husband it looks like a bj! At the royal wedding Kate dropped hers on the balcony and it looked like she was giving william a bj =p

Wills- Drop ur earing !
Kate- Alrite =))))))
Queen- Don't Drop your earing

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Don't Forget To Refuel Your DeLorean

A phrase used in response to someone starting a new thread/conversation/tweet/etc... about a topic/website/video/etc... that was discussed ad nauseum by the rest of the civilized world a number of months/years ago.

The phrase is derived from the Back to the Future trilogy of movies which involved a DeLorean that could travel through time. The plot of the first movie in the trilogy revolves around the main character becoming trapped in the past when he can't refuel the DeLorean.

Moron: The Cake Is A Lie!

Reply: Welcome to two years ago... Don't forget to refuel your DeLorean.

Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.

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I don't feel so good

Spoiler Alert:
At the end of the Avenger's: Infinity War movie, Thanos disintegrates half of the population in the universe, including Spider-Man, who says "I don't feel so good" before disintegrating.

Person 1: I don't feel so good
*Person 1 has disintegrated*

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I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.

Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

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I don't feel so good

A sentence said by Peter Parker (Spider-man) before turning to dust and dying. If saying this in front of a marvel stan or tom holland stan, it could cost a punch, slap etc.

'Mister Stark, I don't feel so good.'
'You're alright'

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