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This is a phrase you ask someone if they do something mildly gay to make sure you’re still a virgin and not gay because everybody knows if you have sex with socks then u still a virgin, but if you have sex with another guy and you have socks on, it’s not gay. It doesn’t always have to be sexual tho, like if a homie licks you or hugs you and u have socks, then you not gay. This phrase is kind of like the second condom to the phrase “no homo”. It’s just extra protection y’know.
Tristan: *licks hand and puts it on my neck*
Me: Yo, U got socks on?
Tristan:*shows me his money socks* Yeah, no homo
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A fake account run either part of a network of sock puppet accounts or just by itself run by one person
Jim was in his mom's basement making his 20 sock puppet accounts like his one post so he appears he has friends.
When one goes to a mental hospital for a while.
I’m going on a grippy sock vacation, see you in a few days!
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do you or do you now know where my lucky sock is, mom?
A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.
Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.
After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
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An online term used to describe a type of mental hospital, this term is used because of the fact in most mental hospitals they tend to give you grippy socks to wear as a type of shoe.
Yeah, my mom said she would send me to grippy sock land if I didn’t start acting right.
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