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ur cousin non binary

worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and on the same level as ur granny tranny

Normies: ur mom gay AND ur dad lesbian
d4nk m3m3r$: ok but ur granny tranny and ur cousin non binary

by donthekkinworryaboutit March 11, 2018

14πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


ur family reunion a homosexual communion

An insult only to be used when your opponent gives you no other option.

Person 1:"Haha, your family tree LGBT! "

Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."

Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."

Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"

*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*

by Bkmtex March 28, 2018

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


things to do in ur buddy's room

A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.

Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom

Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.

by My Pussy Wagon is a minivan February 13, 2016


ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.

Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

by Not Giant Dad March 29, 2018


ur dog sucked on my log

What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"

Person:Ur mum gay
You:ur dog sucked on my log.

by wasabi in my bootyhole March 13, 2018


National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th fuck ur ex

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

by National days998 November 16, 2020


ur niece smell like cheese

Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.

The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.

Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese

Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.

by KetchupDubai December 3, 2018

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž