worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and on the same level as ur granny tranny
Normies: ur mom gay AND ur dad lesbian
d4nk m3m3r$: ok but ur granny tranny and ur cousin non binary
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An insult only to be used when your opponent gives you no other option.
Person 1:"Haha, your family tree LGBT! "
Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."
Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."
Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"
*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*
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A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom
Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.
Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy
*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*
What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"
Person:Ur mum gay
You:ur dog sucked on my log.
It December 4th fuck ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then letβs do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.
Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: Iβm sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese
Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.
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