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him
Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?
A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground
"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"
"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"
a beautiful girl who has been my best friend since nursery. She is obsessed with ROBLOX and anime. I love her so much and would do anything for her <3
Heidi Johnson is the most beautiful girl in the world :)
A very perfect girl who is kinda dumb but wifey type
Emily Johnson candice this candice that
The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.
Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat
When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.
(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"