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the man from the window is a game which there are 2 pisshead rabbits you need to control and the man comes in 5 minutes and the man dies in ur house after 5 minutes
some random idiot: im bored. what should i fucking play
random guy: play the man from the window
An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.
Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!
The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.
Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.
I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro
When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.
This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.
This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.
Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.
when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
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