cheese pants

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.

After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

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goat cheese

The little off-white colored chunks that come from the back of your throat and smell like shit or bad breathe concentrated twenty times. It has a consistency similar to cheese.

I was hawking a lougie and suddenly a piece of goat cheese came out of nowhere. It smelled like total shit.

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Fromunda Cheese

Meaning "From Under" - Australian Style.
Commonly known as Smegma, dead skin cells that accumulate in areas of poor ventilation and usually associated with sweaty areas. ie; Belly Buttons and a woman's vaginal area. Most seen on those who don't properly bathe!

"Dude, I went down on my date last night and she had a horrible case of Fromunda Cheese, I couldn't finish the act!"

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cheese toasty

Awkward and demeaning method of referring to the heavenly piece of culinary art known as a grilled cheese sandwich.

1. Mark keeps referring to my beautiful grilled cheese sandwich as a cheese toasty and its feelings are starting to get hurt.

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mac and cheese

Combined with ramen noodles, 90% of a college freshmen's average diet.

Yo man, you got some mac and cheese? I haven't ate yet today and we gotta start drinking in an hour...

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mac and cheese

An attempt by the member of the opposite sex (hopefully) to lure you back to their house late at night when intoxicated. often leads to dissapointment of no macaroni and cheese but full on rampant sex with the invitee (sometimes involving dairy products and other members of the house including the dog). can be abbreviated to macked for use in the past tense.

"want to come back to mine for some mac and cheese"
"i got macked last night"
"i gave her a good macking last night"
etc...

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cheese dick

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

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