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Watch someone via video while the masturbating in the car at the park.
Hey Tracey, you want to go to the park?
Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.
Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.
You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?
You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?
yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”
Knocking someone out with your fist or an object
"Aii Man from me blud move or ill bang you one time"
When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.
person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car
person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !