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I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.
Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!
Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.
“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.
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Person 343:Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.
The fuck are you doing looking up your name bro clock back in
Bro you like 26…
Hym "DO NOT FORGET... To count the number of kids that die... And plaster that motherfucker on your forehead. You got a lot of room and the parents are going to need to know exactly who to kill. What you are doing there is the wrong response to what I'm going here. 'Don't worry, we're going to kill you' he says but what happens afterwards? We cross our fingers and hope we don't get too many of our own kids murdered. That's all we can do if we ommit the only non-getting-our-own-kids-killed option.
When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.
Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..
When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.
Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.