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You mother is a lego english weird shit cause he weird titanic mothers so you mother not good lmao
go you mother! make you mother!
Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.
Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.
when a girl is taller than the guy so he says this to refer to laying the girl down to engage in sexual acts
Girl: How tall are you
Guy: 5'8 , how tall r u
Girl: im 5'10
Guy: imma still cut you down like a tree
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This is a love song and you can’t tell me otherwise!
Person A; “ID REALLY LOVE TOOOOOOOO, CHUG JUG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, WE COULD BE PRO FORTNITE GAMERS!”
Person B; “what”
When something is only good for that person
Bill: hey did you hear Jenna and Dave broke up?
Tim: good! I hated them together
Bill: well to you that’s a bop!
"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.
A Saturday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.
You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Saturday.
Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?
You: Not today pal. Fuck you.