fondue poo

1) (N.) A hot dish usually made of cheese, wine and poo.
2) (Adj.) The defecation that occurs following a trip to Ingrams Chili Bowl.

1) You have to appreciate the nutty aroma in this fondue poo.
2) My last fondue poo piled so high I could feel it!

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Lochness Poo

The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.

Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...

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Air Poo's

when some farts and its smells like poo/shit.

damm boy thats da worst air poo's ive ever smelt

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poo slinger

1.nick name for a devilish feces throwing monkey

Bob:why dont we go see the poo slingers(monkeys) at the zoo
kevin:ok

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dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

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windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system

i windy pooed on your dads face.

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deja poo

When you hold in a shit so long that you start getting flashbacks of the last time when you shat your pants.

Fuck man.
What dumbass?
That damn school bus takes so long to get home. And I had to shit since the start of weightlifting - that shit makes you have to shit more when you do them squats, but anyhow I had to hold in that shit so long I started getting deja poo. It went out nice n easy, and damn it felt good.

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