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A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"
Me: "$80 hair provided"
Girl: "i got 30."
Me: 30 what
Girl: "$, knotless."
Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."
Girl: "well i want knotless."
Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."
Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."
Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"
Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."
Me: "uh okay."
Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.
Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."
Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
Manda is drunk, She loves him.
He did something cute, so U kive gin.
y r u gey means "why are you gay?"
that's it.
person1: hey
Persn2: y r u gey?
person1: wha-
person2: Y R U GEY?????????/
The ultimate compliment currently available to give a woman.
Dam u str8 babygurl. How's about you and I enjoy some whoopie together.
When someone mentions something that is outdated by something better or newer. Calling out conformity or "the traditional old ways". Used amongst primarily amongst gamers but can be used elsewhere.
Example 1:
Gamer 1: 'Sup lads, we all in Teamspeak?
Gamer 2: Teamspeak in 2017 L U L. Get in Discord.
Example 2:
Mate 1: Hey guys you want to come with me to get my new flip phone?
Mate 2: Flip phones in 2017.
Mate 3: LUL
Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)
"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"
"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."
"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"
U R TIME means something like OMG U R SO L33T, or OMFG <3 U. A general expression for being elite.
It was coined at winprog when someone was trying to say "your time" but instead said "you're time".