U suck dick lol

The best insult existing in the universe.

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe

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Fop u cop kop yop o u

YOP Language.. add a OP after every letter, except nouns. My buddies dad taught us that when we were kids.

Fop u cop kop yop o u...F.u.c.k y.o.u

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u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾

Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"

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U kive gin

Manda is drunk, She loves him.

He did something cute, so U kive gin.

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U R TIME

U R TIME means something like OMG U R SO L33T, or OMFG <3 U. A general expression for being elite.
It was coined at winprog when someone was trying to say "your time" but instead said "you're time".

omg if this works U R TIME!

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Y r u gey?

y r u gey means "why are you gay?"
that's it.

person1: hey
Persn2: y r u gey?
person1: wha-
person2: Y R U GEY?????????/

dam u str8 babygurl

The ultimate compliment currently available to give a woman.

Dam u str8 babygurl. How's about you and I enjoy some whoopie together.