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Term used to describe any restaurant item which is meant to be fancy or exclusive (presumably for the purpose of driving up menu prices), but it only comes off as unnecessarily hoity toity.
Any normal menu items would be chicken breast, carrots, tomato, sour cream, lettuce, etc. While items like togarashi tempura, nduja ricotta, slow cooked sunchoke, house mascarpone, chow chow, etc. would be considered churnk de schplur.
Frisee? Arugula? Brodetto? Geez, there's no shortage of churnk de schplur on this menu.
To make up shit and pass it off as authentic. Also known as broussarding the thread.
That’s not real. That’s nom de fume, quit broussarding the thread
1. The area in a kitchen in which a refrigerator is installed and can't be removed.
2. A three sided space in a kitchen that has a local gravitational force equal to that of Jupiter.
1. "Well, that's almost everything, you going to take the fridge?"
"No, it's in the fridge-de-sac, and we don't have a nuclear powered fork lift."
2. "I think there's a cricket under the fridge, it's driving me crazy"
"The Black Hole will get it."
no cause they’re perfect, they have the most beautiful dress style that exists and in fact any aesthetics would suit her, they’re sooo tiny but not in a bad way! it always makes me want to pat their head, and their hair is really pretty, it's short and brown but their two front locks are bleached, it suits them too well!
and also I don't know how they do it but their hair is literally NEVER greasy they’re always perfect, lily also have like the prettiest smile, really, their smile would always make me in a super mega good mood ANDDD they also have a cat and a dog :D
they locks their cat in their closet tho……….
they're good at baking aswell and have like such a pretty voice lol they have the cutest cheeks AND they’re so good at doing their makeup, mostly their eyeliner, its always perfect idk how.
AND THE BEST PART, THEY’RE ENGLISH WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!!!!, but tbh lily has no flaws, for me they’re is just perfect even tho they call me a sheep every time ugh /jjjjj I really don't mind when they do that lol :)
me: yo lily have you ever thought of stop locking ur cat in ur closet?
lily de seze: go away
me: pffffffff
The Aztec weekend celebration of May's Full moon in which it is said to have created the passtime of mooning....
How did you spend your Lunar de Mayo?
Lunar de Mayo is centuries old but rarely recognized
Jayda’s mad de lu lu bro she broke in my house at 3 in the morning just cus I ain’t answer her calls
Used in Mexico, when a woman sticks a finger in a man's anus during coitous to maximize sexual ecstasy.
Guy1: You look so relaxed dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! this girl was so into it she gave me a "De los Santos" and I finished so hard I was left with no energy.
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