A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.
That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.
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Referring to a murder of a person or persons over a police scanner.
Breaker Breaker 149, WE GOTTA 1 8 7 in the southside
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Another term for a brain explosion from attempting to process very abstract material.
The last time I saw Johnny before his brain exploded was the first day of school before 2nd period when he went to his AP Physics 1 class.
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1 o'clock syndrome is when a person stays up on their laptop later than one o'clock just looking at funny pictures and having random discussions on Facebook. As the subject's condition progresses headaches, upset stomachs and even paranoia may occur. In the final stages of 1 o'clock syndrome the subject will become extremely bored, too tired to do much yet not tired enough to go to sleep and will resort to watching My little Pony friendship is magic for two or more hours however the subject will reject being a brony.
"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah I had mega 1 o'clock syndrome."
"How so?"
"I thought demons accompanied by Dracula were stalking me and I ended up watching seven episodes of my little pony to pass the time."
"Lol I didn't know you were a brony."
"F*ck you I ain't no brony."
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Im a god damn onion, you should know that.
Im a god damn onion, you should know that. -Woods black ops 1
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Inspired by the insurrection at the U.S. Capital on January 6: it is the moment when callous disregard for the suffering of others becomes and reveals itself as blood thirst
I knew he didnโt care but not until I saw his 1/6 moment did I realize how violent he was.
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Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100.
Woah, that's insane!
On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!
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