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The process of being taken, schooled, taught a lesson or having something stolen from oneself in a suave or debonair fashion by a person named Jake. This usually relates to interactions with females and other social activities but can also pertain to video games, sports, an several categories of work/employment.
Not to be confused with hijacked which mainly correlates to the above listed items and a person bearing the name Jack.
"Hey, that girl is giving me the look; I think i might go and talk to her"
"Better hurry up man, I saw Jake around here and you don't want to get Hi-Jaked, it keeps happening every time one of those Jakes shows up"
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A good friend but can easily get grumpy. Likes beer and rock concerts. He can get very stubborn at times but is a loyal person.
Hey have you seen Jake Ryan?
Jake Ryan the cool guy?
Yeah!
He's there with all those hot girls!
Oh man, I wish I was Jake Ryan!
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One of the cockiest pussies to walk this earth. He walks around thinking everyone likes him thinking hes awesome when everyone really just hates him.
Person 1: Hey do you know where Jake Frazier is?
Person 2: Oh I think that pussy is in my gym class.
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If his name is Jake he's got the cake
woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante
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The reason why humanity is not a space faring civilization yet, Jake Paulers are fans of Jake Paul, the egotistical dumbass who has an ego larger than earth but a braincell count of 2. His fans are no different, being 6 to 12 and mostly retarded, thus making the media shit on teenagers when not all of us are like this.
Jake pauler:OMG I love its every day bro it's so lit lololxd
Normal human with a decent braincell count: Fuck off you dumbass
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A group of people trying to be part of a movement
A jake pauler is a person that wants to be part of a movement
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Some Dumb Asshole Who Plays Cs To Much And Loves Taco Johnning everything
Im Gay And I Play Cs Way To Much my name is Taco Jake
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