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A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.

“How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz

by Maidress June 4, 2021


big jizz

big jizz stopped listening to frank ocean after he found out he was gay, big jizz loves some good jizz

oh big jizz , yea i know him he’s homophobic

by ogalvin March 30, 2022


Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion November 16, 2015


Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

by ScreenNamesAreForWimps December 24, 2017


Jizz Tin

A chug splash from fortnite

Yeah im bouta splash some jizz tins!

by 22thgohas December 31, 2022


jizz piston

slang for penis

That bloke's got a nice looking jizz piston.

by m_step March 16, 2021


Silly Jizz Em

its a drunk woman trying to say "symbolism"

Her - "He uses a lot of Silly Jizz Em in his rap style"
Him - "Silly Jizz Em? You mean... symbolism?"

by WhatsDerp January 25, 2015