a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity
b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously
Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?
When ur in the same room as and guy and they flash there balls to each other
Man we we're at Rob's house and I got shake And baked
The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.
A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.
Thrusting in and out vigorously causing much pleasure and continuously queefing in the process.
A dog was doing the shake and bake with a biscut on a rusty bench, more happened after…
To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).
Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"
Monica: "Fuck yeah"
After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.
A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.
"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."