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The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"
An exclamation of anger, annoyance, or frustration.
Oh Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole! I locked my keys in the car!!!
to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force
joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch
Methodically, slowly and messily eating to spite the waiter/waitress that has provided poor service and attitude
After my dinner date was treated poorly by our waitress she then began asshole eating out of spite towards our waitress
a giant asshole of goliath proportions. basically poop
you fucking asshole goliath! get your dick out of my ass!
someone who is so happy if they bent over their asshole would be smiling at you :)
The boss was so happy with his workers jobs that he had a smiling asshole.