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Next door assholes

Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?

You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.

Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?

Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.

by tsunbot October 8, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

by HeroHandy May 8, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole

An exclamation of anger, annoyance, or frustration.

Oh Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole! I locked my keys in the car!!!

by Wanker420 January 29, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


avacado asshole punch

to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force

joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch

by bheron July 12, 2006

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asshole goliath

a giant asshole of goliath proportions. basically poop

you fucking asshole goliath! get your dick out of my ass!

by awesome awesome mann November 29, 2006

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Asshole Eating

Methodically, slowly and messily eating to spite the waiter/waitress that has provided poor service and attitude

After my dinner date was treated poorly by our waitress she then began asshole eating out of spite towards our waitress

by KamagonMark May 28, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


asshole bitch

A gay male who is an asshole.

That guy is such an asshole bitch to you.

by ghill2004 December 31, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž