bacon mute is the best founding player and currently the best mute. He will become the next hr as well!
Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.
"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"
"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."
When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"
When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle
She gave me such a slimy bacon last night
yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...
"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"
The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.
guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger
a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.
Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''