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The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 17, 2023


The Real Swim Shady

The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.

Damn, that The Real Swim Shady guy. He sure is slippery.

by Gavstone The Almighty January 8, 2022


Real nigga activity

When someone is doing some real as shit

Her :my baby is missing can you help me find him

*crying*

david: hell nah jawn buggin

*pulls off *

Kai : i got you ma

Her: real nigga activity
Kai:hell yeah

by youngsyj July 27, 2022


real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)

Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling

by Leberry January 21, 2011

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Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.

I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.

by BadRipley August 23, 2011


Real Life Goofy

Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.

This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy

by Bruce Bayne February 13, 2015


A Real 1 girl

A women that puts you first because she know you will as soon as she shows you what’s she about

She will ride, cry, die for you, makes you crazy, honest, in action and words will never let you down and there no reason to 2nd guess if she has your back because she show you every day

Man I found a real 1 girl could be the that one

by That one 1 November 19, 2019