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Vincent Beard

When you can’t grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.

β€œ yo bro nice beard πŸ”₯”

β€œ thanks bro I used minoxidil β€œ

β€œ Damn nigga πŸ’€, do you got a Vincent beard πŸ˜‚β€

by Moosebrah September 24, 2022


Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021


Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

by thinkinman February 18, 2020


Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021


Beard On

Basically means a weirdo

Tyler: β€œYo Dan I just finished my new anime season.” Dan: β€œYo Tyler quit being suck a fucking beard on dude!”

by Xesman69 June 3, 2020


Beard-on

The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.

Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.

Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.

by despicable-al March 24, 2021


bearding off

When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.

Patrick was bearding off this morning

by Resin factory September 25, 2020