When you canβt grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.
β yo bro nice beard π₯β
β thanks bro I used minoxidil β
β Damn nigga π, do you got a Vincent beard πβ
Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
A guy's unshaved, bearded face.
Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte
Tyler: βYo Dan I just finished my new anime season.β Dan: βYo Tyler quit being suck a fucking beard on dude!β
The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.
Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.
Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.
When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning