He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes
Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night
Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..
A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer
That man is probably a Brandon
Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday
Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.
Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
Let’s go Brandon! Our parents are out for the night!
A person who often AFK's for long periods of time. To shower, to eat. He ain't comin' back.
Man, you're acting like a real BRANDON right now.