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Brandon

I'm Abigail. I had a crush on a boy named Brandon and I truly miss him. I left middle school because we moved and I never got in touch with him.

If you are reading this, I want you to know I miss you and I never forgot you, Brandon.

by brokenbecauseImissyou2006 December 21, 2021


Brandon

Has the biggest cock a gurl can ask for. Gives steam cleaners to attractive bitches an amazing boyfriend kisser and loves only one bitch at a time he may seem stupid and annoying but under all that he is smart athletic and a nice guy

God she played with brandons heart what a stupid bitch

by Epic gaymer 2345 November 25, 2018


Brandon

>Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.

Accordingly:

>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.

"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"

"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."

by DivineKNG October 14, 2019


Brandon

Pizazz

Brandon’s dad went pizazz.

by BigShlongLary May 20, 2019


Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.

Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.

by definitelynotbrandon November 23, 2021


Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon is a simp

by Bobbs November 14, 2020


Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon simps for patience

by Bobbs November 14, 2020