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chinese prison

A method of discipline in which the accuser already knows about the infractions of the accused but does not disclose their knowledge. The accused has the opportunity to confess their infractions in hope of a lighter punishment.

Here's what's going to happen. It's going to be like Chinese prison: if you confess before I tell you what I know, you'll get off easier.

by kroshaghennessy June 09, 2023


Chinese sticks

A rather bad misunderstanding of what chopsticks are.

Jade: Holds up chopsticks
Jade: "Look hun, Chinese sticks!"

by envyie May 19, 2024


chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves January 17, 2018


chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer

Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck

by Aussie_mechanic June 02, 2018


Chinese Rapunzel

Long armpit hair on a woman, especially of Chinese descent.

Mei was wearing a tank top at school today and so I could see her long armpit hair. Talk about a bad case of Chinese Rapunzel.

by Naddy Quasar May 20, 2011


chinese mafia

a gang of people, example ben mackeen

oh lord its ben mackeen in the chinese mafia

by naked ghandi January 02, 2023


chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.

-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."

by ReluctantMagnet April 13, 2016