Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.
I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!
(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
A fun place where teens go to hang out and relax.
Example 1:
Teen A: What should we do this afternoon?
Teen B: Let’s go stand in a line at the Chinese Consulate.
Teen A: What an exciting and wonderful idea!
Example 2:
I hope the Chinese consulate approves my expensive visa application.
Example 3:
I typed this while standing in a line at the Chinese consulate.
When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!
A mechanics nickname for a hammer
Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck
An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.
“Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
“Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.
"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."