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Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better
George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed
Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed
A gay ass bitch who often likes to lick children's freshly cut toe nails. This man is a dangerous variation of a Chinese dog that had incest with its somehow related Spanish mouse owner which hunts little boy penis's. Stay away from this Chinese Spanish Man and if you ever encounter this species please protect your toe nails and make sure he doesnt fuck your nan. this can also be used if you encounter a asian gay, like so....
Oh shit its a Chinese Spanish Man lets hit this gay
The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.
"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"
"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."
Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.
Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”
Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”
when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off
Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year