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Fredericksburg Christian School is a high school in Fredericksburg Virginia with an overhyped football team and a lot of fake highschool girls. It is also known as fcs.
Bob: where does your kid go to school
Linda: Fredericksburg Christian School
Bob: bitch what the fuck is that
Linda: according to my son it’s hell
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An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.
Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*
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A literal homophobia breeding ground. Plymouth christian academy is hell on earth. It makes you want to stab yourself to death everyday. Basically all that they teach you is that you dont do every single little thing for Jesus youre a worthless sinner youre going to hell.
Person 1: Why did you attempt suicide?
Person 2: Because I go to plymouth christian academy
Person 2: Makes sense
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The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.
They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.
Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.
Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!
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When someone who was not very committed to Christianity before comes back from Christian camp with a dramatic strong inspiration to live a better life. It often leads to sudden baptisms and preaching to one's friends for a week or two until it wears off.
Matt: "Hey, where's Mike?"
Jim: "Dude, Mike just got home from Christian camp and now he won't smoke or drink with us anymore. He thinks he's better than us or something now. Every time I call him he's at some bible study thing. "
Matt: "Oh see he's got Christian Camp Syndrome... Don't worry he'll be back to normal in a month tops."
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An occult gathering of deluded conservatives with free-masonry, agendas.
Dang, i have to go to that occult gathering of deluded conservatives with free-masonry agendas called Emmanuel Christian School for the next 6 hours.
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Dumb ass piece off shit school, brainwashes you into becoming gay.
Damn, Santa Fe Christian fucking blows man.
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