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A fine academic establishment in Northern Vermont. During the winter, which lasts from October to May, students of LSC can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny-ass hill between the Stonehenge dorms and the Stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central "ice sculpture" which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary anus of America (a.k.a. Stevens Dining Hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). During the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really fucked up looking creatures known as "Public Safety Officers", all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don't want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the Packing House is not at all worth their money.
Lyndon State College: A good place to get really, really fucked up.
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screwed; unemployment line resident
You know, I almost wish I wasn't a 2009 College grad... I've already spent three months looking for a job with no luck!
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A prestigious school located in the upper north shore Sydney. Annual fees exceed $20,000 and it is also a sister school to Knox Grammar. Many other jealous, inferior schools such as Abbotsleigh, Ravenswood and Brigidine would say that Pymble Ladies are sluts. This is false. Occasionally, a slut will pass through, but there are quickly disposed of. There is also argument that they are dumb, as they are not selective. This is also false, as the school came top in four different subjects in the HSC, including Business Studies. 60% of PLC students also obtain a score of 90% or above in their ATAR. There is also talk of the girls being bitches. Like any school, their are mean girls and nice girls, and for some obscure reason other, not so smart, schools base their opinions on these small number of mean girls. PLC is a top school, and very well regarded, being one of the top 5 boarding schools in the world. IN THE WORLD. Many of the parents also drive expensive BMW's, AUDI or Jaguars. Most of the students are also incredibly pretty and lovely, however the Year eights and sevens are highly despised by other grades for their arrogance and vanity. We understand if you loathe them.
Year 8 from Pymble Ladies College: I am so pretty and smart and everyone loves me.
Year 9 from Pymble Ladies College: No, shithead, they don't.
Dont worry, we knock them into shape.
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A nickname for the College of Lake County in Grayslake, IL aka Gayslake
I 'm too smart for the College of Last Chance
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Asher roths first big hit. caused him to simultaneously gain both a grip of fans and haters. funny thing is that the song is a pretty big misrepresentation of asher roth on both accounts. causing him to be called a "white rich kid from college". try listening to songs such as G.R.I.N.D, muddy swim trunks, and battle me to get a real grasp of his work.
guy #1: asher roth is cool man why does he have so many haters?
guy#2: becuz of i love college people think hes a rich white college kid...
guy#1: hunh, i dont think you can control what your born into, and sense when is college a bad thing?
guy#2: i dunno man. hes lyrically badass and siick to listen to stoned.
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home to around 1000 wogs in sydneys kogarah/rockdale region. worst place an aussie can get an education, shithouse school full of ignorant lebs
LEBBO: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT CUNT, GET THE FUCK OUTA MY FACE! Now let me look up cheap car parts on eBay to put in my rust bucket....
ME: .....loser
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St. John's college is one of the oldest colleges in the United States. The college has two campuses, on in Maryland and one located in Arizona. The college is famous for it's Great Books curriculum and it's emphasis on the liberal arts. Also, everyone does the exact same major and no one at the college seems to think that's weird.
Students at St. John's at called johnnies and they do not have professors. Instead they have tutors. A St. John's tutor is normally very much like a St. John's student; highly intellectual, quirky, eccentric and either a pot smoker, a regular smoker or a drinker.
Basically if you go to this school you really love old books about old dead people and are the epitome of the intellectual. You probably like tea and mythology too.
St. John's has no test, just oral examinations.
A large percentage of students from St. John's are also admitted to grad school. The ones who do not attend grad school try and find jobs with their liberals arts degrees. So they join the peace corps and shit like that. Or just marry another Johnnie.
If you want to attend St. John's, keep in mind that although they have very high averages for test scores and the like, the admissions committee basically admits you on your essays alone. Everything is secondary.
"Hey, you go to St. John's College?"
"Yeah."
"You like it?"
"Well...like is a relative term...but assuming you're using the same definition I am, which here we shall say means looking fondly upon my experience as a student up until this point, yes."
"Uhm, what are you talking about?"
*gives dirty look*
Girl Jonnie: Hey! Wanna talk about books!"
Boy Jonnie: YES I LOVE THEM
Girl Jonnie: Socrates or Nabakov?
Boy Jonnie: I have an erection
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