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cunt monkey

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 22, 2005

251πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


Cunt in sunglasses

A person acting different in a bad way.

Person 1 "isn't joe acting funny today?"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"

by Cockterdoctor December 2, 2014

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lucid cunt

The vagina of a light-skinned woman

Look at that babe over there, I bet she's got a lucid cunt!

by The Ass Masterβ„’ December 17, 2019

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cunt Mop

A tampon

Shit, my gums are bleeding again! Quick, pass me a Cunt Mop!

by aloicious69 March 18, 2009

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cunt Bark

Dried semen on a nasty vagina.

Jon: So when did you find out she was a total whore?

Sam: When I saw that cunt bark I was instantly like "Uh-oh! She's a ho!"

by MantisToboggan November 23, 2010

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cunt mustache

tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches

When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.

by Myrkal Phitz April 13, 2009

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cunt Stilts

Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.

Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!

by Lance.Pimpstrong June 19, 2010

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž