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A feral beast who has a fear of wearing shoes. Quite often gets fleas
There goes Dan the dog. What an animal
There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.
Has fleas
Person 1: Dan's the man!
Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!
a boy who thinks the world revolves around then, gets all there money from there mummy
disco dan thinks he is so cool
The little table troll that spills peoples drinks in their laps at bars.
'Spilly Dan' strikes again with half a beer to the crotch region. Now I'm cold.
An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...
Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad
Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner
Waiting for your friends to go on a double date and then climb through their window to cum on there assets. Could be their oven, TV or pets.
Dan waited for his friends to go on a double date. When they left, he climbed through the window and shoved his dick in their freezer and that is a double and dan