A chap called Daniel who had someone drop butter into his cereal
This is Dairy Dan
When you go to a party, sit sober the whole time and make no moves on any women.
I did a proper dan chance at that party last night
Referring to a person that wants to unite the entire humanity under one single Nation
Gui Dan will unite us all under one nation
A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
Is a fraud who will ruin your life by emotionally scaring you by telling you his isn't Dan and he doesn't like cheese ball
Cheese ball Dan makes me want to die