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The action of obsessively inhaling your own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm just pulling a dirty Max because my girlfriend let one rip earlier and I nearly died.
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1. A person whose thoughts are perverted and simple ideas and sentence become filthy, sexual, or gory inside their heads.
Paul: You want a banana?
Jerry: Eww man sick. I don't roll that way.
Paul: Dude you have a dirty mind. All I was doing was ofeering you a piece of tropical fruit.
Jerry: Uh you sick bastard!
Paul: (sigh) Here we go again.
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If I was with you right now, I'd push you down on your bed, and climb on top of you. I'd kiss you slowly, passionately, running one hand through your hair while I talk dirty in your ear. My other hand would work it's way down your body till I reached your ****. I'd unzip them slowly and reach my hand inside to feel your hard, thick, long...
Something like that? And then ask him what he'd do in return... basically you're gonna end up writing out a sex scene on your phone... like story time! hehe
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when a guy goes down on a girl on her period, and receives a red moustache/beard combo as a result
I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman
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A dirty roman is when two gay dudes get naked and face each other with bonners, they then proceed to have a sword fight until one can no longer maintain an erection.
dude, my junk still hurts from that dirty roman sword fight we had last night
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Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.
Everyone knew Karen would dirty delete her post stating "vaccines aren't necessary", as soon as it was posted. Whenever everyone started calling her a potato for her unpopular opinion, Karen got butthurt and dirty deleted the post.
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when you sit in your orange room all day listening to music constantly looking at your phone to see if people text you becuase your lonely
man Kyle has been doing a dirty nathan all day
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