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When a girl lays between two guys in A bed and get's two dicks in her body at the same time one in the anus and the other in the pussy!
Maci : So girl I heard you had A Double Fuck last night!
Kiersten : Yeah it was so amazing Chad fucked my pussy and Craig fucked my ass then they switched off and I finished it up with A blowjob for each and they gave me a massive cum facial!
Maci : Dam girl I need to get me two boyfriends sounds like fun!
Kiersten : For Sure!
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To continue doing a menial task that offers little reward.
Made famous by a live-news-television slip by a New York Fox anchor Ernie Anastos in September 2009.
"Are you going to the hockey game tonight?"
"No, I have to work late again tonight at the 7-Eleven."
"Well, keep fucking that chicken."
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Someone who is absolutely insane/mentally ill to the point where their thoughts don't even make sense (see example below). Originated by Secret Band (side project of the band Dance Gavin Dance) from their song "High Five".
I'm going nut fuck, Yeah they know this! Suspended in time I have an extra guy inside... my dick. But you no need, I know'd it, learn this, I got pigeon wings tatooed inside my eyeballs! Dude smoke my fresh haircut! I got sexy nipples, spewing roots, uh yeah! I got butts that turn into trucks! I make money growing extra limbs for aliens... that abducted me! But those space bucks never work in any store... I can never get those minutes back!
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When two extremely good looking people have sex together.
Craig : So what are we doing tonight bar hoppin or poker night?
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!
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1. An offensive term to tell someone to go away
"Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savi-"
"Fuck off."
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Fuck facebook means fuck facebook fuck trying to communicate threw a computer screen lets see eachother in the real world facebook is ruining communication skills and relationships there is no mystery with facebook there is no privacy fuck 2faced lifestyles and love i am proud to not have a facebook fuck facebook. I beloeve that if youre meant to meet and be friends with someone fate will bring you together
"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful
Do you have a facebook you should add me..
Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho
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Reaction to a frustrating situation
I just spilled wine on myself at dinner...."oh for fucks sake!"
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