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Warm French Baguette

To void one's bowels on someone else in a sexual manner.

French Guy: Would you like to sample a warm French baguette?
Bonnie: Oooh...
French Guy: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
-Family Guy, May 15, 2011

by Kraptacular May 19, 2011

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french army flag

a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle

the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

134๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


french ziplock bag

When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank

I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014


french fried skunk

a delicious fried treat eaten by hillbillies and gourmet cuisine connoisseurs alike. for this recipe you will need two skinned and cleaned skunks. make sure to clean out the scum.

wowzers! sarah really does love her french fried skunk!

by isabeela December 11, 2019


Cajun French Kiss

The art of French kissing a ladies vagina with the assistance of cocaine until gush, then leaving. If the lady doesn't orgasm, see French Canadian kiss.

I was so lit, when she pulled it out I gave her a Cajun French kiss instead. I feel like I did the right thing.

by Bigdude018 December 7, 2018


messy French girl

a messy French girl is someone who is so French, so messy, and smokes so many cigs that they are socially inclined to cartwheel around the Eiffel Tower.

"Hey when's the last time you've heard of Ziggy?"
"Oh, I heard he's a messy French girl now."

by theymessyfranchgorl February 23, 2022


french pony tail

A french term for a lady open for business.

When Julie walked out of her new French appartment, with her French pony tail in place, all the men from the cafe knew she was looking for a new lover.

by French lover October 29, 2013