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One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)
Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson
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How big is your dick Kyle? Let's just say I'm black from the waist up
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"I has taken sexy back from you" means that you are willing to have sex with someone. It's just a euphemism for sex. Like Justin Timberlake. One of his songs goes "I'm takin sexy baaaack yeah!" and the phrase became quite popular.
Sporty's cousin, Jill, who thinks she can "take sexy back from" Justin if she loses 20lbs.
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An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.
"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"
"joe my gosh"
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1. a friend to whom you are not related but spend most of your time with especially around their home.
2. a person who almost lives with you after abbandonment by their parents or their running away from their parents.
My brother from another mother eats with us every night cause his moms a late night hooker
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Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.
Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.
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a transvestite on halloween dressed up like a nurse.
How drunk to you have to be to let a hot dog from an R.N. slip by you?
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