trunk full of ass

It's when you have a phat ass

i.e ass = trunk

Trunk is phat

Phat ass , phat trunk

Is a trunk full of ass

full frontal cortex

A slang term for the phenomenon of being sexually attracted to another’s intelligence, to describe the complex process occurring in the brain and body.

I stood awestruck at the back of the room, staring at her as she spoke to the sold-out auditorium, feeling her words in my loins, realizing I had gone full frontal cortex!

Full-Bodied Semen

see: Full-Bodied Seaman.

You see the bitch? She wants to execute a full-bodied seaman on me. But she's too rank.

Trunk full of dirt

What an uncircumcised man experiences after having unprotected anal sex and pulls back his foreskin to find fecal matter spread about.

Taylor loved waking up the morning after having sex with his girlfriend with a trunk full of dirt to flaunt to his friends.

barrel full of men

its when you're surrounded by big, naked, oily men in a cylender shape.

Person 1: DAMN DUDE I HEARD YOU WERE IN A barrel full of men LAST NIGHT!

Person 2: Hell yeah, it was the best experience ever.

Full Blown Mel

the act of going from a perfectly calm mental state, to bat-shit psychotic .. Whether or not this condition is inherent or provoked is still under debate..

If you two idiots don't stop arguing and do your jobs, I'm going to go Full Blown Mel in this motherfucker ! I've got rose gardens with your names on them; watch your butts.. harumph !

Full-Blown Danger

when someone is super wasted at 2:00 AM on a Saturday night, and they think it's a good idea to start driving around town with their friends. typically involves: a) driving on the wrong side of the road, b) running stoplights, c) shouting profanities at people in the streets, d) cranking up the radio and singing along to Party In The USA, etc.

Christian: hey, let's drive to town.
Shelby: uhhh okay. who's driving?
Christian: you are, shelby. we're taking your mom's car.
Kevin: uh oh. we're gonna be in full-blown danger.