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Horny Yuri

A boy/girl who wants to shag the Norris nuts and kisses my ass

You bastard horny Yuri!!

by Cheesytoesloversss February 2, 2022


A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

by Browntheman January 6, 2018


Storm Horny

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.

Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!

by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020


HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB

they stank up and clog bathrooms causing floods at times because they are HOT FOR having SEX with PED0PHILES.

SABOTAGERS OF MAMDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION .

YOU can walk into a bathroom at STACKS of the record BIG BIRD and any of the COFFEE HOUSES as as well as other restaurants to witness the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB being impotent with ENVY of those PED0PHILES that they feel can unplug their pipes.

Knowing full well of the procedures and motives of STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK it maybe clear that it may have taken some of the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB to execute this you may say WAGER WAGGER perfection of LONE talent of aerospace accountant sexual music AWARENESS AND INTELLIGENCE.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 17, 2022


Horny Outside

Generally prefaced with an adjective such as "Super" or a derision like "Totally not" to describe the weather.

IE: Hunter says, "Yo it's super Horny Outside" to speak to the fact that the spring weather is very pleasant

in another example Wes says, "Bro it's Madd ED out here" to indicate that the weather is not horny and is in fact negatively impacting everyone's good time

There is of course degrees of how horny it is outside and everyone is entitled to their own preference. from people surveyed it was however generally recognized that when those flowers be poppin that -ussy be droppin

by ARTFLDDGR March 31, 2024


Horny Obsession

This inescapable feeling of lust, and sensation. Anyone influenced by this behavior will undergo painful, yet sensational pleasure, and any victim who is unlucky to meet the lovesick will be subjected to lots and lots of severe, life-draining, baby-making activities.

For my anime and manga fans, you’ve probably known this as part of a yandere behavior and the addition to heart-shaped pupils because of this overwhelming feeling.

“…fuck… I missed this…”

She said as she kissed me for even longer. I begged her to stop, but she just kept on going…

“You have no idea how horny I am… This insatiable lust, now forever, I love it~”

She kept on doing this for the past five minutes, and it scares me.

“Tell me, how long do you think you’ll last~?”

Her voice husks and groans as she raises her hips, her pussy hovering next to my already, solid, rock-hard cock. I want to resist this, but she had me locked up.

“Tell me, Y/N, tell me how does it feel when I raise my hips, while my soaking wet, dripping pussy touches only your tip~?”

Her horny obsession is showing up even more, she’s getting more and more desperate.

by HornyRitta May 5, 2024


Nag-horny-car-aback

American pronounciation of Nagorny Karabakh, an Armenian speaking supposedly autonomous region in Azerbaijan, which until recently hosted a separatist republic od Artsakh. The transition of this territory to the hands of it's internationally recognized owner had to do with Russia, whom Amrenia has aliance with, was too busy supposedly protecting it's own people in Donbass by shooting rockets as far as Lviv to help. It didn't help that Azerbaijan is allied with Turkey, a problematic NATO member.

Yo dude, what's goin' on with that Nag-horny-car-aback thing around Georgia or somewhere?

by j637man February 3, 2024