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Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.
Christmas wasn't kissing ass to win a TV show Christmas dance competition before.
National Christmas day where you celebrate while opening presents
Oh look there's presents it must be christmas
Christmas is the accumulation of every special day, extraordinary feeling, and unforgettable moment. Combined, every Time you see her. It’s always on the best day, your vibe instantly peaks. And the eyes you only have for her, light up in a rare glow. She’s the most beautiful person you’ll ever know. 3 + 2 + 6.
Christmas is one of a kind. Her presence is a blessing. For real.
The best time of the year but it’s annoying when people give u shut presents
“Yasssss queen it’s Christmas”
the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices
the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices
then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
Your parents are santa for all you kids who still believe they eat the cookies and milk and get fat
Fat is Fat is when you do things fater when your on your period on Christmas