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Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019


Jelly Baby

The code name given to a crush who is sweet and childish but also really fit.

I want to make waffles in jelly Baby

by Anonymous 825 November 4, 2017


Jelly babies

Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.

Jelly babies are cool

by Fishyboysuserwasstoled July 30, 2022


Party Jelly

Slang for hand sanitizer. It moves like jello, and has alcohol in it.

That absolute legend Jim was drinking party jelly and winded up in the hospital.

by bobnoodle May 31, 2018


Slam Jelly

Like a slam jam, but for british people.

Mmm Quite. Come on and Slam, and welcome to the Jelly.

Yes what a slam jelly

RIgHT QuiCK

by Big_Nibba December 14, 2017


X-Y jelly

Pre-cum that oozes from a guy's love-pipe and helps to lubricate the genitals during intercourse. Y-Y jelly is the slippery stuff that a lady exudes from her love-tunnel.

X-Y jelly and Y-Y jelly can indeed make a nice combination during sex, but often you will need a little K-Y jelly for a truly pleasant and pain/friction-free lovemaking experience.

by QuacksO December 30, 2019


jellyfish jelly

might taste like asparagus boiled in Pepto-Bismol

i want jellyfish jelly

by slick708 May 19, 2024