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Drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/shit faced
Guy 1: Dude what are you doing tonite
Guy 2: Man i had a shitty day so im just gonna be Pulling a jesus
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The false depiction of Jesus Christ that appears in paintings and all different types of media. Most people don't know the fact that Jesus in reality was an ancient Palestinian Jew. He wasn't the handsome white guy that's portrayed in movies and artwork.
It's that awkward moment when the Ku Klux Klan and all the racist Christians find out that the White Jesus they've been worshipping is actually a Middle Eastern Arab and not white at all.
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For us religious people Jesus is our lord and savior known as "lord, Lord almighty, the holy one, and our savior Christ "
Joe: Hey you beautiful stranger come learn about Jesus
Stranger: Alright!
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Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.
Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).
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Jesus is our lord and savior who died for us
Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing
Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*
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Jesus, he is our lord and saviour. Jesus means someone who is apperantly immortal and know everything in this world, he can protec and he can attac, most most importantly he will take a snac!
Damn boi, have you seen Jesus? He is that one G man. He snacks, and he also Attacks. WOW
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